VIRUS CLAN IS SMART FOR ONCE

HELLO SUPREEM LEADAH HERE

I was taking a visit to the Virus clan website today (to see how pathetic they are) and I saw that they had implemented a money system. OBVIOUSLY, SINCE THIS IDEA WAS SO GOOD, THEY STOLE IT FROM SUPREEM LEADAH. Still, they helped to show how it would work in practice, so we are implementing a new money system, called GMoney. WE will add a G to the end of each number.

You get GMoney  by praising SUPREEM LEADAH.

?G: Doing tasks given to you by SUPREEM LEADAH (amount changes)

1000G: Cutting off a limb for SUPREEM LEADAH

1500G: Shooting an infidel for SUPREEM LEADAH

2000G: Donating your daughters to SUPREEM LEADAH. (I’ll take them anyway)

5000G: Suicide bombing INFIDEL COUNTRIES.

You can spend GMoney like this:

Tom: “Hey Mark, can I have sex with your daughter?”

Mark: “No”

Tom: “But you have to let me *gives Mark 200G* (the price for screwing anothers daughter)

Mark1: “OK, thanks” (Mark now gets 200G but his daughter is screwed by Tom)

Mark2: “No, Tom I do not accept” (Tom can now go report this to the police, and the police have to forcibly take Mark’s daughter and give it to Tom, and then killing Mark for not following the Law of the SUPREEM LEADAH. Tom also gets 200G in compensation)

WHENEVER SOMEONE GIVES YOU GMONEY AND TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU MUST DO IT! IF YOU DO NOT, YOU BETTER HOPE THAT THEY ARE KIND.